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Sweet Jane St Clair

Professional model, actor, and nap artist.
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Professional experience

My face has appeared in calendars, on drink coasters, and on literally two or three websites.
I am able to sleep through almost anything.
I spent several months working for a shortline railroad in Pennsylvania before being "discovered."
I enjoy squirrels, birds, and belly rubs.
My dream is to own my own gigantic cat tree.
I hold the indoor speed record for an animal on four legs, under 8 pounds.

Portfolio

Here is some of my work as a model.

While I work on coding a Gallery of photos for my website, you can find lots of photos of me on Flickr.

Merchandise

Want to own a piece of me? Or at least something with my cute face on it?


Now you can take me with you as a t-shirt, as a tote bag, or even a t-shirt with my face on it. Pretty, eh?

Check out my shop where I recommend this Starry Night Shirt or get my Headshot on a coffee mug or maybe wear me as a button.


My shop has plenty more kitty-based designs so go check it out.

More items are coming soon so please check back often.


If you do make a purrr-chase, please email a picture of your item to sme so I can see where I am going in the world


Thank you!

Biography

I was born in Amish country in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. I grew up on a small Amish farm before my interests took me to the local railroad where I help rail crews switch tracks in their small yard of freight cars. I soon lived at the railroad eating mostly chicken feed spilled from some train cars.



I was then adopted by a family near Harrisburg, PA. The male hooman is a photographer and takes lots of photos of me. The female hooman dresses me up and holds me on a soft blanket. I have a porch full of windows where I can watch nature and soak in the sun.

Check the most common questions

Why don't most things work on this website?
Dude, I'm a cat. I have two paws and little training in coding stuff like HTML. I am literally writing this in something called "vi" from the last century and I usually just sleep on keyboards.
Who or what are you named after?
I am named after the Barenaked Ladies Song "Jane" whose title character is named after an intersection in Toronto: Jane Street and St. Clair Avenue. The opening words to the song are, "The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair..." hence this website's name.
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Contact me! (well, my agent)

I'm not going to really give out my personal email address to you stalkers. Just contact my agent to arrange a booking for a photoshoot or a belly rub.
Hang on, I'm still figuring this out. I think my agent is something like charlie@NOSPAMcharliezimmerman.com [remove the obvious word].